Post by MikeCox on Feb 19, 2012 9:44:06 GMT -5
AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW
Big Money Works.
Brutal Money Waster.
Bimbette Motor Weapon.
Break My Window.
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
Fix It All the Time.
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day.
Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
First On Rust and Deterioration.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Found On Road, Dead.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
Found On Russian Dump.
GM
General Maintenance.
Great Mistake.
GMC
Garage Man's Companion.
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drive able and Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO
Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC
Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arced Auto Builders.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW
Virtually Worthless.
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW
Big Money Works.
Brutal Money Waster.
Bimbette Motor Weapon.
Break My Window.
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
Fix It All the Time.
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day.
Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
First On Rust and Deterioration.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Found On Road, Dead.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
Found On Russian Dump.
GM
General Maintenance.
Great Mistake.
GMC
Garage Man's Companion.
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drive able and Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO
Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC
Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arced Auto Builders.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW
Virtually Worthless.
